Thanks Mom

Fuck off im rude and antisocial. don't u forget it

Michael Cera is such a needy little shit and I love it. It took me like 2 minutes to walk down the stairs this morning because she keep circling around my feet while screeching because I wasn’t petting her

did you really name your cat michael cera

fight me

I'm glad this text post turned out to be about a cat

goodnight everybody do ur best

no....

warning: gore

me cheering backwards: hoo-woo!

me, a 3-inch tall woman that lives in your son’s dollhouse and eats your cat’s food: listen, i can’t pay rent this week but I’ll get the money to you soon i promise

Tiffany you've been saying that for weeks, get a real job or you'll have to live under the sink.

being vegan just seems so shallow.  I care about the animals and I also care about the plants.  both can feel pain and just want to grow and live. I am only going to eat monera, protists, and fungi from now on

monera is an outdated taxon.

protist is also an outdated taxon. scientists don't have a better term for it, but the group is not monophyletic so it doesn't make phyolgenetic sense. thanks.

instantly, you recognise this patch of dirt as edible dirt. you start eating it. then you realise: it’s not edible. you were wrong.

i’ve never been wrong b4, this is unrelatable on 1 level

actually, frankenstein is the doctor. capitalism is the monster