"I could... suggest to my dice to roll really well"
"You all feel a profound level of exhaustion"
"Stop trying to relate to me Brennan"
"Yes I remember that like it was yesterday"
"I'm trying to make this amusing and it's not"
"I've never had to do this before-"
"It's alright I just have a migraine because someone is screaming in my head"
"My mom got drunk with a demon"
"My dex is not great... because I'm top heavy"
"I have a mouth underneath this!"
"We are never ever past dealing with the truth"
"You happen to own a very expensive needle stack for us to hide some very important needles in"
" a luck check is how unlucky you're about to be"
"You have never once eaten with us"
"Well I usually have better company"
"Let's rob this place fucking blind"
"You guys aren't fucking with land vehicle proficiency?"
"This is New York nobody drives"
"Itriedtocleanthatmotherfuckergoddamnit- Uh I am of the opinion that-"
"Are Luis and Marisha under the table?"
"We're discussing building a pillow fort for safety"
*mumbled* "It's basically the truth"
"I assure you I am not a liar"
"Oh! no- oh no ok wow ok fuck-"
[Insert several full minutes of freaking out before the start of the next scene]
"It looks like the tragedy mask"
"Good news is we handled it"
"Bad news is that *we* didn't handle it"
"You murdered lady Cormoray!?"
"On 22 you guys haven't said one reasonable thing all day"
"Help me out, keep me calm, you crazy mask"
"It is once again 2 o'clock in the morning and you are covered in paint"
"Why does this keep happeningggg"
"My report is just as we want it 😁"
"Assuming you live long enough to open"
"These new swords are great!"
"Today none of you sneak into buildings or commit any crimes"
"Roll for existential dread"
"Hero! Hi-Where's my accent?"
"Let the nightmare begin"
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