fool me once that’s not very nice why would you do that to me
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fool me once that’s not very nice why would you do that to me

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i fuckign queued this and forgot abt it and got scared cuz i thought i was hacked or smth. anyways happy june eleventh
reblog while its still true
wait one fucking second it is June 10th the time police lied to me
Also I’m queueing this for next year too. At the time of writing it is 9:35 am on June 11th
never let anyone tell you that trawling through mediocre victorian poetry isn't worth it. we just happened upon an absolute BANGER of a worm poem. go read it or else 🪱🪱🪱
the reviews are in... glad everyone's enjoying song of the worm
[id: tumblr tags reading 'dude This Fucking Rules', 'holy fucking shit! that was legit so cool?', 'holy shit that is fucking metal', 'oh this fucks severely', 'yeah no this fucking SLAPS', 'yo this RULES']
Holy fucking shit this is one of the most incredible things I have ever read. I am dead serious. I PROMISE you that you want to read this, and you're going to immediately send it to all your weird friends who you also know will love it.
Scheduling this for April. I love queuing things so that they come back to me months after I've forgotten them.
Happy birthday to me. I get to reread one of the hardest lines ive seen for a longass time. Again
I’ve once again made the mistake of looking at Reddit and getting frustrated with folks just Not Getting It. Like people really are saying the photarch just wanted to insert propaganda into the play and there wasn’t any hidden meaning.
Buddy if she just wanted more propaganda in the play she would’ve taken more than a week before the play to call Hal in. She was looking for Hal since Wick went missing. She absolutely had the time to read the script and ask for edits earlier, giving Hal time to negotiate something decent. She’s fully aware that if her propaganda turns his play into a shitshow it’s not gonna look good for either of them. She’s a professional con artist who just scammed a whole city into believing she was the first resurrection in decades, she knows how to make her house look good. Enraging thespians and a city full of orcs invested in their history is not going to be a good look.
The reason why she was suddenly pressuring Hal into changing the play last minute was absolutely to pressure him into delaying the play. The Why is up in the air, but my current guess is that it has to do with the Sundered Houses Meeting happening at the same time as the play. Since Overture she’s been pondering what the fuck is going on with the Tachonis House, and might have sensed that something nasty is about to happen between the houses. She might not know what it is or how it’ll happen, but if it happens at the show she won’t be able to have a handle on it while in the meeting. Plus given Wicks love of theatre there’s a chance he’ll appear to watch the show, which would be the perfect chance to “save” him from that bad bad lionman.
Anyway she fully expected Hal to pop a vein at the sudden changes and then be more open to agreeing to the delay, giving him poison and then offering the antidote in one sitting. In fact her offer to delay was absolutely diabolical on a meta level, because Hal was just thinking the show needs to be put on pause. Here he’s given a perfect excuse to hide his tail and choose the safer path. She even offers to help release Misha. Isn’t this exactly what Hal wanted? All he had to do was cave and delay the show, and the benevolent Photarch would’ve eventually backed off on at least the most egregious edits. (And then do it again but slower and more deliberately so that no one important notices their influence on the troupe until it’s too late.) Hal’s continuously rolled high with her, and she knows he’s got a high reputation. She’s purposely agitating him to control him, but she’s not trying to destroy her relationship with what could potentially become a new useful pawn entirely.
Too bad Hal’s already had it up to HERE with these Sundered Houses and isn’t willing to play along anymore.

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nobody’s safe from wonderwall
You never know if today is gonna be the day that they’re gonna throw it back to you
The origin of "chef" as an English word to mean "one who cooks" comes from the French term chef de cuisine, a title still used in restaurants to this day to denote a cook in a managerial role. What makes this an interesting bit of etymology is that while in English, "chef" is only ever used in the context of cooking and restaurants, in French chef just means "chief", "head" or "leader" and there are many common titles in French that include this word. A Head of State is the Chef d'Etat, a musical conductor is the chef d'orchestre, a business owner is the chef d'entreprise, and so on and so forth. So with this in mind, one could make the argument that as a gender neutral term denoting authority, "chef" could potentially have utility in BDSM as a
y'know what, fair
KICK THE CAN!
Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.
To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.
the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now
ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs
after the hyperprocessed foods, do you take tranquilizers to simulate getting captured by animal control and returned to the wild?
i would settle for melatonin gummies but well. knock yourself out
i would settle for
melatonin gummies but
well. knock yourself out
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

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happy “she throws it. I fire. it explodes. no structural damage! only damage to the creature. that’s how I see it going down” week by the way everyone
I gotta hand it to sandler that this scene is exactly what listening to that song feels like.
if you’re having a bad day, here’s a cute little marching band
It just keeps going and getting better. *^^*
Me two minutes ago: “cry with joy? an animation of cats playing instruments made someone cry with joy?”
Me now: (sobs into a tissue) “OH MY GOD THAT ONE IS PLAYING TWO RECORDERS AT THE SAME TIME” (blows nose)
CAT PARADE IS BACK
ALWAYS reblog Cat Parade! 💕💕💕
And one of them has a little duck on its head 🤣
I’ve been blessed with the kitty marching band! I love them 💚🥰
GIVE YOURSELF A 2 MINUTE PRESENT.
YOU DESERVE TO STOP AND EXPERIENCE A SIMPLE JOY.
Never not reblogging the cat parade!
Mildly annoyed that this isn’t actually the full video, so here it is:
#i vaguely that there was a sequel to this that was HD
Apparently you correctly!
#i vaguely
that there was a sequel to
this that was HD
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
Out of Touch
Out of Touch Thursday
OUT OF TOUCH THURSDAY
but im out of my head when you’re not around…
happy birthday.
this is the only out of touch thursday you can reblog this
enough of your middle aged man blorbos whos your specialest middle aged woman. if anyone tags a woman under the age of 40 on this post ill kill you in real life
I miss when The Expanse was on the air because 1) Chrisjen/Bobbi was a fantastic crackship and 2) Shohreh Aghdashloo was 1000% committed to delivering every line like a cat playing with a mouse.

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When we were still in ministry in church the ladies and youth ministries ran vacation bible school for 2/3 weeks for july/august. One year, a child needed the bathroom as children do, and being under 6, we could take it for granted that they would need an Adult. Said adult was going to either be my mother (girls') or the pastor's grandson (boys').
But children that young are pretty androgenous, and sometimes a dress wouldn't cut it when games are a chunk of vbs.
My poor mother. She doesn't care for children but she does her best, and thinks about things that adults should. Like food allergies, which is important when we're providing snacks at the end of it.
She means well, when it comes to children. Just because she's annoyed with them all the time doesn't mean they don't deserve proper and appropriate care.
So she asks the child:
M: are you a boy or a girl?
C: a boy (????)
M: (????) ...You sure?
PGS: ?!
While I'm on the topic of social places being dismantled for no acceptable reason (to me), I work in public, dealing with the public, any time, any hour, any day. Before covid and lockdown there were places to sit. Water fountains. Bins. Post covid and lockdown the seating got reduced. The water fountains are just fixtures at this point. The bins still aren't there.
The Bins Still Aren't There.