look at my head boy

Calm your tits! D:!

official boob post

in conversation about white people who go to Japan and expect their knowledge of anime to culturally carry them, I was once posed with “it’s like if there was a Japanese guy who was obsessed with spongebob and came over here and thought he could get by just communicating in spongebob quotes.” This is a false equivalence because if such a man existed we would crown him king. We’d love him. Americans would fucking love that. sometimes I get sad that this isn’t a real guy I can invite to a party.

Remember: women can regenerate your health if you think about them for long enough, but be careful on overcharging it

i do nothing but think abt women everyday. have i overcharged it.?

Your natural yuri abilities have given you a resistance to this debuff, but at the cost of being easily flustered by women which temporary disables your abilities

wow...! thanks for the tip! i think im finally ready to face the dark lord!

ghhhooooohh fuck. shes sopretty.

we need irl subtitles. what are you guys even saying

‘are you afab or amab’ why? you tryna figure out what typa holes i got? you tryna bang??

horror movie where the goth/punk character escapes the killer by being too spiky to be mauled or stabbed effectively, like those sheep herding dogs with spiked anti-wolf collars

Does obama know about yaoi

Why are you reblogging this again in 2022

What if he still doesn’t know :(