ez hangulatos

oh and that gap in my resume is when i was digging my own grave

the dirt under my nails is - yeah. it won't wash out. although that's actually from when i dug myself out again. i suppose success and defeat can look the same in a mirror.

I think this is the best scientist photograph I have ever seen.

But people didn’t believe him on reddit. So Watterson made the photo sequence into a gif.

I had to go through the notes to find the gif. Not because I didn’t believe him but because I wanted to see it.

I can’t tell who is happier, the scientist or the octopus

we have to throw the baby out, due to its corrupting effect on the bath water

yeah man its dostoyevskian. because there was a weird guy

me when i throw away an apple core: too bad i haven't any hogs. i could have put this in their trough.

the left is trying to rename american psycho to american nureodivergent

what if ‘cryptocurrency’ referred to strange, anomalous, perplexing coins

imagining a world where askjeeves won out as the most popular search engine so people having arguments online end up saying stuff like "literally just ask jeeves about this, it's not hard"

when your cat licks his paw…then rubs his head with the paw… wow….that’s his shmapoo and conditioner…..

love sleeping in guest bedrooms. they’re always just a Little off

blanket is tucked in too tight. headboard is too cold. fan is a little too loud. it’s incredible

lamp is just out of reach and it’s the only light in the room. the floor is carpeted but cold. it’s always 8 pm