The Scene Is Safe.

stairs are so funny. falling 100 meters will kill you. solution? fall 10 centimeters a thousand times.

they invented all those neat si prefixes and people still talk like this

falling a hectometer will kill you. solution? fall a decimeter a kilotime.

americans are sooo desensitized to guns and sometimes it manifests in ways that affect your media literacy. like remember in the first episode of sherlock when john watson opens up his drawer and you see a gun in there and youre supposed to understand that this is narratively significant and conveys his suicidality as well as his willingness to skirt rules and laws but the first time i watched it i was like oh well theres his desk gun. lots of people have those

robbing the pharaos tomb but hes the broke pharaoh and theyres nothing to steal

and the picture of him on the sarcophagus he's turning his pockets out and shrugging

used to think you were my bud but i got weiser

a masterlock? bro you are practically free-use

im DD cup but i dont actually get any back pain because my spine is male socialized

the line between a good bit and a bdsm scene really just does not exist

[image description: tweet by Mac (@/GoodPoliticGuy) which says "'So cops are just supposed to let someone run away from them!?' Yes. Literally yes." They reply to themself and elaborate with "Blows my mind that people dont get this. Unless the person is posing a direct threat to your life there is no excuse. Of course it's better to let someone run away then kill them on the spot. This should not be controversial. Cops are not the judge jury and executioner." End description.]