The Two-Headed Calf

oh dang it it wasn’t even my post it was a reblog

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y’all will never ever ever ever EVER again catch me referring to Goncharov (1973) without the (1973) added on lest some FOOL (someone very dear to me) believe i speak of the DOGSHIT 2019 remake.

i recently rewatched both films back to back and the difference in quality is genuinely fucking laughable. 2019 looks like a parody next to the original. the fact that they cut out so much of the original queer subtext (I’m sorry, how is a film from fucking 1973 more progressive than one from 2019???) is just so insanely disappointing, especially since it was so vital to the plot. and the remake just makes a mockery of all of the characters and their personalities. it reduces the movie to nothing but a stupid gangster film. and removing what was arguably the most relevant scene to the movie and which (in my opinion) made the entire plot just come together so neatly was such an awful decision.

Reblog if you will never. Ever. Use AI in your writing.

tom nook is NOT a landlord!!! he is a construction worker! he SELLS you a WHOLE HOUSE! He is not CHARGING YOU however many bells a month to live there! You PURCHASE a HOME that he BUILDS FOR YOU and then you PAY HIM FOR HIS SERVICE. He charges no interest he sets no time limit it is a relationship built on trust. the only penalty you get for not paying off your home is that he won't build more home until you pay him for the first one. A guy that builds you a house wherever you want him to and then charges you for the cost of construction is not a landlord you own the fucking home

i wanna make the project hail mary quilt but ive literally never quilted before

the avatar movies are crazy bc "what if colonizers literally inhabited and puppeteered the bodies of indigenous peoples in order to exploit their homeland" sounds like the premise of some sort of anticolonial horror film, like specifically the kind of thing that would be commenting on self-indigenization among white settlers, but because it's James Cameron his whole takeaway from that premise is "it would be preddy cool"

actually sorry. the takeaway is also "the white settler possessing an indigenous body would actually be extremely good, perhaps even The Best, at being indigenous, and he would become their Leader"

Every time I try to open the cheat tab in the Sims 4 microsoft opens COPILOT. Their AI assistent. Never have I wanted to be a tyrannic queen more so I can cry “BEHEAD HIM!!” to my loyal knights and laugh as the head of my useless Commanding Officer, Saer Helmsman, who has been fowarding secrets to my enemies, rolls across my beautiful marble floor