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having an evil shixiong: most normal thing in the world. in fact if you don’t have an evil shixiong you need to really carefully consider the possibility that you might be the evil shixiong
having an evil shishu: also extremely normal. what, you can have an evil shixiong but your shifu can’t? grow up.
having an evil shidi: also fairly common, although there might be a larger issue at play so keep your eyes open for that
having an evil shifu: this is itself an issue, since you are now in one of the classic Confucian Conundrums and have to choose between sacrificing righteousness or filial piety
having an evil disciple: come on man. this one’s on you
having an evil shimei: stop what you’re doing RIGHT now. as of this moment, your one and only mission is to unconditionally support your evil shimei, no takesie backsies
having an evil shijie: ccan i get yuor shijie’s number. please
there is an appeal to shipping matsulight because i just know that light would hate it if he had a crush on matsuda. he makes the realization that he is attracted to matsuda and. it makes him want to chew glass. he watches the matsuda try to pull open a door that obviously has push written on it and he wants to break something so badly. he is like. "no way i want this dumbass. somebody sedate me." and making light mad is always a valid reason to do just about anything.
ACCIDENTALLY LEFT MY MACERATED APPLE SYRUP ON THE STOVE AND IT CARAMELIZED I GUESS?
it was super thick and dark and golden and bubbly so i took it off the heat. happy accident.
tastes delicious so good. idk what to do with it though
thank you for your recommendation! with brief consideration, it has been disregarded.
Do you wish your parents gave you someone else's name?

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L and light shouldve beat each other up more. Not even just during yostuba either i think they shouldve thrown hands in the hospital next to soichiro immediately post-heart attack
Always you.
would y’all ever date someone with the same name as you?
I’m sorry for adding directly to a post but I went to a wedding once where the groom’s name was Loren and the bride’s name was Lauren and at the end the officiant was all “introducing Loren [surname] and Lauren [surname], husband and wife” and the entire assembled lost it
also sorry for adding on but at my high school there was a Dominic and a Dominique who were dating and everyone just called them “Dom and Dommer” which is honestly the funniest shit ever
My parents are both named Terry (spelled differently) but I’m pretty sure that’s one of the reasons my mom never changed her last name.
People would call and ask for Terry and child me would be like “boy or girl?” And they’d panic and hang up. My mom found this endlessly amusing.
Why would you leave this GOLD in the tags??
Had to submit it to the tags for peer review
take my ass to torture city where the grass is ouch and the girls are hit me
nope. funkytown again
I just got on the elevator with Maggie and some other guy I've never seen before in my entire life. None of us said anything getting on but he hit my floor button and then his. He just knew what floor we were going to. With such confidence. Said not a word.
ohhhhhhh

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oh no i will lose my !
a squirrel or perhaps a cardinal posted this
How about you mind your own damn business
Office comedy where the pilot episode newbie is being walked around to meet all their colleagues and they get introduced to the pair of coworkers who are snappy, electric, flirty, filling each other's coffee orders, finishing each other's sentences, desk leaning, bedroom eyes, feet kicking
And when the newbie asks someone "Are those two uh, you know?" the seasoned coworker goes "Aha yeah. Divorced 🙂"
And this isn't a broken-up couple on the rebound. They've absolutely always been like this with each other save for the 11 months they were married, during which time every single day was a murder-suicide risk.
Two people who are each other's absolute everything unless you try to make them share a kitchen and a budgeting system
Get so fucking real, the princess is not unbuckling the knights armor. The knights squire is going to unbuckle the knights armor and the princess is simply going to wait in her chambers for it to be done. You're mistaken if you think the princess is going to touch your field armor.
Great, now I ship the squire who helped the knight out of his armor with the lady-in-waiting who had to explain the basics of intercourse to the princess while undressing her and taking her hair down.
They are so stressed and tired, it had been a long day even BEFORE the drunken king gave his blessing for the tournament winner to be wed to his daughter and everyone suddenly had to scramble up a royal wedding. Now they just want a cup of wine and a lie-down, but they've got to be within earshot in case the lovebirds get in over their heads.
They're just sitting on the floor in the servant's passage keeping half an ear open for Bad Noises, passing a bottle back and forth and trading tidbits of info on the sir and lady. Secretly impressed that the other can keep up with their drinking. She's a decade older than him but her first husband died ages ago and left her some money, so she's still a catch. And his master just married as up as you can go, so his own fortunes are looking quite promising.
At some point they stop talking and just look at each other, tired and smirking and a little drunk. It's been a fine day, full of horses and crowds and celebrations, and as they lean in to each other, it seems to be shaping into a fine night as well.
ah shit they're gaining on us. we gotta jettison some weight. throw all those stolen boomerangs out we don't need em
On it, boss!
Bad news, boss!

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>“Unintelligible words”
>Shows the most smumfy dog that’s ever existed.
Make it make sense
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