Witchy, weird, worried.

every time someones says "hey how are you" and i say "good" and forget to add the "how about you?" i feel like i've missed a quicktime event

dry humping in its specificity as a term implies the existence of wet humping

horror is always like oh no they're possessed by a demon well what about possessed by an angel? angelic possession is also horror.

That's scarier I think. To know the possession is Necessary. That any attempt to stop it will lead to greater tragedy as the angel's divine mission is interrupted. So you just have to sit there. And watch something else puppet your friend's body.

#love it when people on this website inadvertently reinvent supernatural

Congrats if you survived this year because what the fuck was that

“how long have you been on tumblr?” i remember the term “nightblogging”

don't EVER let softcore gay porn convince you that it's okay to play sports. It's not okay to play sports

shot in the HEAD. and you're to blame. You are not good. At dart game