music enjoyer

i would trust weird al with my drink at a party. granted he may put one of those capsules that expands into a sponge animal in it,

Dinosaur!! :D

You have no clue how hard this is going to go

0.o! The results are just… 🤯

1115 Days since Tears of the Kingdom released.

This Pride Month, forget CAMPY DRAG 🪩 and start DRAGGING 🤒🚽 with CAMPYLOBACTER!!!! 🧫 Get your milk like you take your dick - RAW 🥛🏳️‍🌈

They were opened in AUGUST 2001. Oh my god. That's both hilarious and tragic.

this is a fucking futurama bit

why does it take SO much energy to keep your house only sort of clean

the fact that pro-monarchy arguments have degenerated, over the past few centuries, from “the king rules by divine right and is accountable to nobody but god”, to “uhm the royals generate a lot of income from tourism” will never stop being extremely funny to me

the monarchs… bad. but the castles? oh, the castles are positively lush with rats… 👅

Delete this account immediately.

been reposting my tumblr posts on bluesky. don't tell those chumps i'm feeding them my leftovers lmao

I will not call myself or other people "gooners" or "npcs" or "larpers". i will not call things i dont like "slop". i will not use terms like "-oids". i dont like how common language is slowly becoming more focused on shorthand terms for hate and apathy