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i just felt someone right click me

They call me wizard because I am beam attack beam attack beam attack beam attack attack attack blast your bones apart and die forever

you should be allowed to leave work as soon as someone pisses you off. the duration of my shift should depend on how stupid people are acting

stop treating killing dragons as this act of bravery and valor. maybe ou should be kissieng and loving the dragons instead. and be more niceys

everywhere I go people are asking me for my email. my email is in high demand. it's rare for me to visit a website without someone getting on their hands and knees, begging me for my email

February 1972 interior design in orange and hot pink.

*listening to a famous song that came out over half a century ago that I have also heard many times before* goddamn this is fucking crazy….. is anyone else hearing this?