the ayyyy is optional but encouraged

Thank you for reporting this weird ass porn ad ☺️ no, we will not stop showing it to you 🤗 in fact, it's going to be the only ad you see from now on 🥰 yeah, that photo you posted got flagged as mature content because it shows a woman's shoulder 😇

*sigh* fine, fine, i'll be the new doctor who showrunner. bring me two twinks, britain's tallest woman, and 1000 pounds worth of alumininamian foil

What jobs even exist

it’s only begging if you don’t get anything out of it. the dragon is negotiating with you

“what do i get out of feeding her” well you see she’s very cute, and-

I like the nodding emoji 🙂‍↕️ for how at peace it is. when I use it I feel like a wise sage who has reached an enlightened truth of the universe. mmmm 🙂‍↕️ monkey

every since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to aimlessly wander a blighted landscape

*takes a bite of my cigarette*...... heh. the character...... *walks into a small puddle but it swallows me up like the ocean* *i am found dead years later in maine*

i need a full version of this pls

i was NOT expecting to love this as much as i do

THIS GAVE ME SO MANY CHILLS OMFG