Sorry if I sound super fucking insensitive but did Nickelodeon really wait until an acceptable enough time has passed since Stephen Hillenburg’s death to green light Spongebob spinoffs

…wait, does that mean the 3rd movie is just a backdoor pilot for the spin-off? Was it planned to be the entire time? Seriously?

“Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery” my mom said as my 3rd grade bully repeated everything I said in a caveman voice.

“ImItaTion iS thE siNceREsT foRm OF FlATterY” mY mOm saId AS mY 3Rd gRadE buLlY rePeAteD eveRytHinG i sAid iN a CavEmaN vOiCe.

How dare they disrespect my boi like this

june has had enough

june strikes again

Me, trying to flirt

this is how i talk to people in the flesh verse

the comedy of him going “what do you bet its in my hand right now” while it rolls behind him cannot be done in any form of scripted media.

I didn’t need to unmute to hear her response

Tube face.

why wasn’t I tagged in this ?????

HE WAS SINGING THE CHOCOBO THEME

free him

Me when i ask for real spicy and not white people spicy

Me when I step in a puddle and I feel the water penetrate my socks

Me when my friend’s 90 pound dog stomps on my nuts

Me when h– wait, what?

Oh! I’m sorry! I misheard. I thought you said “Me when my friend’s dog stomps on my 90 pound nuts.”

If i had 90 pound nuts do you think i’d be here? Clowning in this shit hole? I’d have a house of gold. A car of jewels. Lingerie forged with meteorite and silver coins. Dont be so naieve