Headcanon: Lila says "Be good for Mommy" to Stan before getting on the elevator and Diego thinks she's talking to him

This is a fact. I'm glad the show is portraying our relationship accurately thus far.

who wanna be friends with drawbacks

friends with consequences

blood spray is just another kind of cumshot

pissing each other off as foreplay

boobs.

touching myself over the thought of pissing you off

and for the lady perhaps a whiny man with big doe eyes that'll thank her for slapping him across his face

I’ve got that neglected dog stare

when he claims you’re being annoying but the obvious hard-on in his pants is sending mixed signals

a quirk of sexting while british is switching from arse to ass. i would never fuck someone in the arse. its impolite.

can we sexualize disembowelment a little more im feeling a bit shamed over here..