(Aziraphale and Crowley did NOTHING that could be considered giving up in the final scene but alright you have your opinion.)
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(Aziraphale and Crowley did NOTHING that could be considered giving up in the final scene but alright you have your opinion.)
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watched the tadc finale last night and i genuinely canât believe that Ragatha became a door and then they used her as an exit to escape but got stuck in the void and then Jax threw centipedes at everyone and Pomni became a shrimp and then we learn from the flashbacks that Ribbit took Kinger in the divorce and Jax took the purple couch and then the rest was just an hour of Gangle and Zooble fucking. :)
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My moots can hit me over the head with an anvil loony toons style and I'll be chill
you think fat trans men are hot. reblog
nastiest trick in the book is getting you genuinely deeply attached to a character whose name sounds fucking stupid in any other context. this WILL happen to you at some point in your life.
Terry Pratchett fans in the corner screaming because among their favorite characters may be named:
Rincewind the Wizzard
Rob Anybody
Astfgl
Twoflower
Gaspode the Wonder Dog
Windle Poons
i mean one of the most threatening villains in the series. his name was. was Peaseblossom. fucking Peaseblossom.

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big fan of the âfound familyâ trope if by âfoundâ you mean being kidnapped adopted by a random gay couple for plot-related reasons
yes itâs time for ANOTHER repost of a Good Omens post i made :)
âthere are no bears living under the seaâ okayyyy⌠like⌠have you never seen SpongeBob because⌠then what does mister Krabs look like to you?????
we're honestly completely fucked if zombies ever discover the power of working together synchronously using an agile team collaboration framework
i think this is actually called the U.S. government- oh wait, âagileâ and âcollaborationâ are words i would never use to describe them :/ mevermimb

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aromanticism
but consider: aromaticism *turns you into a scented candle*
aziraphale does the right thing to do the right thingâ˘ď¸. while of course he loves and cares for people, sometimes his selfish side wins and he defends his choices to being the right thingâ˘ď¸ while maybe not being the correct choice. forgiving maggieâs shop rent? obviously the right thing. wanting to fix heaven to help humans and take crowley with him because 1) crowley is just deep down good and good at his job and 2) aziraphale gets to be both a good angel and with his crowley, obviously the right thingâ˘ď¸ in aziraphaleâs mind.
crowley, however, does the right thing out of love, and specifically NOT because he wants to do what heaven deems as the right thingâ˘ď¸. aziraphale flailing in edinburgh in whatever year it was because he was trying to figure out what the right thingâ˘ď¸ could possibly be in the mess that was real life, while crowley understood that it was messy and did the unorthodox right thing because he cared about elspeth and did not want her to unalive herself.
so of course when aziraphale asks crowley what he wants in the GO3 finale, crowley chooses the insane choice. he knows that the heaven and hell thing just doesnât work in practice. the world and humanity has too many contradictions that those higher powers donât understand.
but why couldnât the two of them keep existing? for aziraphale and crowley to exist the way we wanted them to, they would essentially take the position of the higher powers that crowley wanted to get rid of. and us as the audience go yippee, but crowley understands that that could go bad, even with the best intentions.
i think aziraphale and crowley shouldâve gotten more time together before the end. more softness. more of the energy that was between them during season 2. but i donât agree with people who say that the writers got it wrong. the story of good omens is about a bastard angel, a good-hearted demon, and their love not only the uniqueness of each other, but also of humanity.
if to change only one thing about the finale, i would have aziraphale and crowley get their memories of each other back once they fall in love as their human reincarnations. so iâll be writing fan fic of that thank youuuu
babe this made me cry and throw up. i hope you know that.
NO YOU DONT GET IT. THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO HAVE THEIR "PINK IN THE NIGHT" MOMENT. THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO GET A CHANCE. THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO TRY AGAIN. AND AGAIN. AND AGAIN. THEY WERE SU*being dragged to the white room*PPOSED TO BE FREE. FREE FROM EITHER SIDE. FREEE*clawing at the door*EEhEHhreeeghe
*door slams shut.* *Visible puddle out from under it with very audible loud sobbing*
MAAAANNN I PUT THAT SONG ON MY FUCKING NO NIGHTINGALES PLAYLIST I MADE LIKE LAST YEAR
yet ANOTHER Good Omens meme drop
original memes down here, i made both :)
i constantly fucking forget i installed this extension and i almost never send emails so every time it happens i get massively jumpscared i damn near pissed myself
bitch are you living in the Good Omens universe

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like aziraphale, michael tried to fix heaven in their own way. the book of life allowed them to see every possible timeline, every choice that could have been made, what did and didn't happen. no one (including celestials) is meant to know all of that at once.
it very much reminds me of rose tyler looking into the heart of the tardis and becoming the bad wolf, with the doctor having to sacrifice himself to save her. while she had that knowledge, that power, she made jack immortal, she manipulated the very fabric of reality even though she shouldn't have.
michael did something similar, changing small things at first, and the book compensated. erasing the metatron didn't do much, and murdering sandalphon didn't either. even getting rid of uriel didn't destabilize the universe. my point is, there was no external reason for michael to start burning everything down.
what they saw, every single possible lifetime of the universe, led them to the conclusion that they cannot fix heaven. they cannot fix anything.
everything they might have tried did not change the story because it was already written.
before, the celestials did not know that. they were meant to blindly follow orders, to trust in god's Great Plan without questions, which includes the demons. armageddon, the antichrist, the second comingâevery apocalypse was built on expectations, but they never knew for sure.
god is the only one who knows what game they're playing and what the rules are, and it's not chess, there are no pawns. azirphale comparing it to solitaire is really what it comes down to. there is one person playing, one person who can win, one who controls every single card and even shuffled the deck. the cards themselves do not have the power to change the game. once the game is done, everything will be destroyed because it has fulfilled its purpose.
season 1 and 2 showed us that many celestials are uncertain of what's meant to happen, they follow orders, and crowley and aziraphale tried their best to save the world within the limitations outlined by god and the prophecies.
problem is, they knew even then that there's a non-zero chance they were supposed to prevent armageddon. god's plan is ineffable, after all. who's to say that their roles aren't written into the book? how can they actually tell if they have free will or are just doing what god created them to do?
the starmaker is told that after six thousand years, the universe will be destroyed. not just earth, every single star and planet and nebula and galaxy. creation as a whole will be undone, the curtain drops, that's it.
no one knows what that will look like, but they all know it will happen, so they have to trust that god has a plan for them. otherwise they'd go fucking nuts, which brings us all the way back to michael.
the illusion of free will and agency disappears when working with the book of life. is anyone free to do as they please when every possible action has been predicted in advance? how is michael supposed to have faith in god when confronted with the reality of their situation?
even satan is not free, he's a villain of her own making, he rebels the way he's supposed to. they all fall not because of their actions or because they're "evil" or bad or demonic but because that is how the story goes. in the end, aziraphale understands that, he understands that crowley was never evil, they were never opposites. there was no sensible purpose to anything.
so michael does the only thing they CAN do, the most free choice there is: they burn it all down. maybe that was meant to happen, maybe it wasn't. maybe it was their first true act of free will, and they used it to get rid of the literal and metaphorical book.
so what exactly are crowley and aziraphale meant to do?
put everything back the way it was? then what? angels and demons still want to go to war, humans are still being tortured in hell, the universe is still being manipulated behind the scenes; by god or by them, it comes down to the same result.
the last thing crowley wants is to become like her. he fights for his agency, he questions her even as she is about to destroy them. why does she get to make this choice? why is everything always up to her?
there's no real answer to that question, so god gives him an offer instead: you get one choice, one act of free will, do with it what you like.
so he does. he doesn't need the book of life to understand the reality of their situation, he's known for thousands of years. michael burned it all down, but he wants something to come out of this. there needs to be a reason for all of this, a consequence, something that actually matters.
burn it all down, yes, and then plant a new seed. water it, let it grow, but don't you dare touch it. its purpose is to exist and nothing else, a universe with genuine free will.
i understand how the ending can seem depressing, but personally i do not find it nihilistic or see it as an act of defeat. everything they did mattered, they're the fabric of the new universe, their love the big bang.
sometimes, you cannot fix the system. sometimes you have to tear the house down and rebuild it from its ashes. there's sadness and grief, but it still happened, it mattered.
the love will always be there even when you can't see it.
âthe last thing crowley wants is to become like her.â ugh why donât you just RIP MY HEART IN TWO while youâre at it you FUCKING WORDSMITH
brellies' greatest sins (very real and serious)
luther: blonde
diego: never threw a sword like one of his knives on screen
allison: nothing. she is an angel.
klaus: didn;t eyeliner enough
five: borderline fedora from s3
ben: inked on screen. uncouth
viktor: s3 wig
Klaus did all the eyeliner he could. it just wasnât enough for you. itâs NEVER enough for you. YOUâRE JUST LIKE REGINALD-