I fucking hate being me sometimes man 🙃🙃🙃 why can’t I just talk to people
Cosimo Galluzzi
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸

Janaina Medeiros

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2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
trying on a metaphor

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Cosmic Funnies


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祝日 / Permanent Vacation
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I fucking hate being me sometimes man 🙃🙃🙃 why can’t I just talk to people

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Bill Nye for most of his career: Imma do science for kids. Science without politics. Nice, tame science for the kiddos.
Bill Nye now:
Bill Nye stepped up!!!
@patdfobmcr-yt ask and ye shall receive
a cinematic masterpiece
harry potter starts a youtube channel and all of his videos are called like:
“STORY TIME: I WAS A TEENAGE CHOSEN ONE”
“BABYSITTING MY FRIEND’S WEIRD DEAD HORSE (INVISIBLE)”
“THERE ARE DARK WIZARDS TRYING TO KILL ME BUT ONLY THREE PEOPLE KNOW ABOUT MY HOUSE”
would like to add to this post and say that harry is uploading these videos to standard muggle youtube. people see this kind of scruffy, obviously Fucked Up kid rambling nonsense into his deskptop camera and just think he is really really good at shitposting
Harry, *filming himself with one hand, throwing raw meat at a seemingly empty space with the other*: “So anyways, you guys probably can’t see him through the camera lens but this weird fuck belongs to my best friend Luna who can’t actually take care of him right now because she’s out riding drag- er, um she’s on vacation in Romania so I have to do it. Um, the only reason I can see him is because I watched my close friend get murdered by an evil wizard when I was fourteen which, by the way, was around the same time I started to think I might be gay. Anyone else?”
Teens on tumblr who have no idea he’s being completely serious: “This is the only man alive who truly Gets me.”
Hermione finds out about his channel because someone she went to primary school with posts it to Facebook and then she marathons his entire channel overnight to make sure he’s not going to get arrested for breaking the statute of secrecy
Hot Take: they can’t arrest him for jackshit because Hermione shows them Muggle memes and demonstrates that the Youtube audience legitimately has no reason to believe he’s anything but an elaborate shitposter.
Slughorn:let me tell you the story of the kid who survived and killed the dark lord who was in this exact class where i teach him the most important part of potions
Muggleborn:cool cool
Slughorn:Harry Potter
Muggleborn: THE FREAKIN YOUTUBER
if no one has told you this
it may not feel like it, but you’re making progress
keep trying your best
something lovely will result from your hard work

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POKÉMON FACT
I- I WAS NOT PREPARED FOR THAT
Some reactionary fuck: Take the red pill and question the societal notions you grew up learning.
Leftist/feminist/anti-racist activist: *critiques society*
Reactionary fuck: shut up cuck, stop getting so offended, society is fine
Toph wants everyone to know that she’s the best earthbender in the world and she won’t stop until everyone knows
shitpost
shitpost
shitpost
capitalism is going to fucking murder us all and the world is ending
shitpost
shitpost
furry art
shitpost

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I felt this on a spiritual level
Smash Mouth was right, the years start comin and they don’t stop comin
not to be that person but #savespiderman and all other relevant hashtags are trending top 10 worldwide on twitter but #prayforamazon or anything about the amazon fire is getting nowhere near the attention of the custody battle of a fictional character is getting, the amazon forest is the earth’s largest eco system, it literally is the lung of the planet and the forest is on fire for 16 days straight and we only know about it like today like can we get our priority straight,,,
As you can see I have strong feelings about the orgy scene in Cats
the w-what
alignment chart: cult indie game edition

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This is what happens when white guys listen to Indian music
holy shit
whenever I’m feeling sad I just watch this video.
I was not expecting that level of choreography or that they would actually know the words. This is awesome.
was not expecting that handstand jfc
im crying actual tears this is sheer beauty
especially because bc im indian and indian people dance like this as well
they truly captured the essence of our culture im laughing so hard
I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE TUMBLR KNEW THAT THERE IS A PART 2
as an Indian who appreciates this kind of promotion of Daler Mehndi’s “tunak tunak tun”, i have to reblog this
another day in the world of warcraft…