it’s cause my hat has a lil pocket on it

girl is that a knife in your hand or are you jerking off your sharp detachable penis in my stomach

Kurt Cobain was trans, therefore courtney love is a lesbian therefore Trent reznor is a trans lesbian, if my RPF math is correct of course

Is this one of those things where having context wouldn't help?

There is no context, I just had a thought and hit post

taylor swift is straight

I mean yes, but we don't care about her

basically the best thing a story can have is a woman who is doomed. massive points if she destroys the people around her in response.

[new to sadism] I'm gonna hurt the blood out of you

[new to masochism] no 😦

it’s a shame more vampire media doesn’t pull from vampire bat behavior because they’re such sweeties. they can only survive their incredibly specialized diet because bats will share blood with colony members that didn’t find a meal! there’s evidence that suggests the donors sometimes initiate this behavior themselves by approaching hungry bats! the colonies are mostly harems of females with a few males but they’ve been observed letting unrelated males in when it gets cold so they can all stay warm! cute little social critters!

xie lian would disagree