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these jokes are still funny right

probably not

small breasts are NORMAL

small breasts are beautiful

you should never feel ashamed of your chest

they do not mean there is anything wrong with you

they do not make you any less womanly or sexy

it does not make you a child, or mean its okay to infantilize you

you are a true decedent of the scaled king

the royal beast blood courses through your veins

the oldest parts of you remember a time before fragile things like law

when the land was conquered with tooth and claw

attraction to small breasts does not make someone a pedophile!

being full-figured but with small breasts is beautiful too!

just because your blood runs warm does not mean the embrace of the sun is any less valid

should this facade of mud-men fall you will remember

you will remember

you will remember

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Same thing happened when I got into fighting. I got even stronger, and I got *fast*, man, and nimble, like a cat. Still chubby.

Body-building culture is a bunch of crap, my dude. Functional muscle is not necessarily toned or lean. You can be swole as hell and still be heavy. And that’s cool.

And every damn one of those huge shredded motherfuckers has the endurance of a fucking newborn puppy. Fifteen minutes into warmups and they’re panting for air like like they’re about to die. I’ve sparred them and every one of them telegraphs their moves about two weeks in advance, and are slower than my dead grandpa because their huge useless muscles get in the damn way. 

Now. I also work with a couple of guys who are not weightlifters. They do, however, do very physical jobs and are Big Dudes. Picture this sort of build. 

No abs to speak of, a bit of a tummy, and those motherfuckers can pick up one of the weightlifters and throw them. 

And they’re fast. Like, unfair fast. 

At my heaviest (well over 300lbs) I still ran an 11 minute mile (pre-disability). And even when I was at my most active, and training intensely, I was never hardbodied despite working out full time. Functional muscle for me looks like horse legs and a big muscular butt with a soft tummy and big arms.

Have you seen olympic powerlifters? 

This is Sarah Robles, on the USA Olympic Powerlifting team. 

Holy shit I love her even more. 

On top of that, men and women carry their fat differently - for girls it’s on the “outside” (boobs, butt, thighs, tummy, arms), while boys generally store their fat between their organs. So for men, it’s somewhat easier to have muscle definition than it is for women. I’ve been a gymnast for 23 years, I am most definitely stronger than most men, but the only time I ever had a visible six-pack was after I’d come down with appendicitis and lost 8 kg and basically all of my body fat. And together with that body fat I also lost a good chunk of my endurance. Because the issue is you need body fat to keep up your muscles. It’s muscle food. 

Obviously, your build comes into play here as well. Some people are naturally lean and sinewy but still strong as hell (my best friend’s father was the skinniest man you ever saw but he could carry three times his body weight across long treks by foot with ease); some are giant barbarians (which is a very sexy build to have, definitely). Strength and muscle definition are two entirely different things.

Keep up your body fat! Be strong!

I love bending for you. 

Any kind of bending in particular? 

Anything you like. 

Mmmm… I can think of a few ways I’d like to bend you… 

Hah! *kisses Asami’s hair.*