it’s in the back of all our minds

ads targeted to women: omg you are thirtyyyy. kill yourself

all my haters become cicaders when i enter the summer of success

self diagnosed dead wife

i think people really under sell the physical side effects of mental health disorders sometimes. like sure the depression and anxiety may be 'just in your head' but when what's in your head happens to disrupts your sleep schedule and prevent you from going outside regularly and eating consistent meals and exercising and generally taking care of your body. well it sure takes its toll huh.

this summer we WALK IN A RANDOM DIRECTION and NEVER STOP

this lifetime is very bizarre and then youre not even supposed to also be bizarre. Ok

your mom is a baked potato your dad's dumb ass is asparagus and you are a god damn green bean

i think everyone in the whole world forgot that mystery doesn’t have to equal crime

sometimes it’s just like. what happent ?

So full that i see my giant roast chicken as a man stranded on a raft

Made a lowball offer on eBay as a joke and it got accepted. uh oh.