i'm disturbed. ask anyone.

I wish I could terrorize ancient people with things that are commonplace today

releasing a roomba into the greek forums

You’ve heard of one shots, now get ready for none shots! It’s when you think of an idea for a fic and then don’t write it

“Your mental illness is all in your head” where did you think it was????? my ass????

Mental illness is stored in the balls

​mental illness is the powerhouse of the cell

Yo what the Fuck happened with the Moomin boom like 3 months ago and where did it go it’s like Snuffkin walked off into the forest and we all collectively woke up from a whole month where we’d blacked out and exclusively posted moonin content

They’re hibernating

i want to study literature but i want to study psychology but i want to study architecture but i want to study linguistics but i want to study sociology but i want to study philosophy but i want to study chemistry but i want to study history but i

you are not better off dead. i promise.

Power move: calling all books written by men about male characters “Men’s fiction”

Sometimes good parents make mistakes.

There might come a day when you look at your parent who loves you, tries their best, never abused you, and realize that they don’t always know best. And it’s a weird thing to come to terms with. To know you were loved but there were still bad things that they did accidentally. But even if it’s small you’re allowed to struggle with it. You don’t need to have been through the worst kind of abuse to question your parents.

This isn’t a post about abusive and/or manipulative parents. It’s about things like your mom leaving you with an irrational fear of germs or your dad trying to get you on a diet when you’re a kid because he believes the studies about weight affecting health. Not intentional harm and not abuse. Just garden variety mistakes.

No one is perfect, including good parents. They're human, they're going to make mistakes, even the best of them.

i cancel plans to spend time with me

The bourgeoisie

Well, which one is it going to be?

having the DMV area Craigslist bookmarked has never come in handy before but now

Update, Craigslist has flagged my post as inappropriate.

My wife has now read this and wonders how baby gays are even meeting and mating

Can confirm I am meeting and mating just fine 😂

By the way I’m in a relationship with this woman now