Pass the Salt

It's so weird to me when people are like 'but that will cost the government money!' So what? They're the government, they're supposed to be spending money. What, you want them to take your tax dollars and then do nothing with it? Lock it all up in a big government vault and just look at it? Why are you so scared of giving a third grader lunch or a homeless person a house.

a girl who is a noir detective man and a guy who is a femme fatale

mutuals, out of curiosity what season were you born in and what's your favorite season?

They just don’t assassinate politicians like they used to anymore

ⓘ A sewing machine is a device that provides a several-fold increase of the speed at which you can make mistakes

I'm in my sisyphus era but I'm pretty sure I'm almost out of it

aw hell