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SO NO ONE TOLD YOU LIFE WAS GONNA BE THIS WAY *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP*

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Public speaking should be a subject taught from kindergarten until the final year of school
Show and tell...
Ok but what if you erase or white-out a name in the Death Note? Does that person Frankenstein? Do they come back fully self aware? Does it just like make space for another name and nothing happens? I don’t watch the show, I just reeeeeeeally want to know
They don’t come back. In the pilot chapter there is a specific eraser that actually did resurrect people but that feature was removed for the actual show.
Oh. Nice to know! I wasn't expecting anyone to actually respond. Thank you kind person! You have made my day.
Ok but what if you erase or white-out a name in the Death Note? Does that person Frankenstein? Do they come back fully self aware? Does it just like make space for another name and nothing happens? I don't watch the show, I just reeeeeeeally want to know
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I AM ABSOLUTELY LOSING IT OVER THE FUCKING SONG IN THE BACKGROUDN HOLY FUCK
the reactions from the guy filming o m g
I’M SCREAMING
You’re in charge of assigning every child on Earth the monster under their bed. One child in particular has caused every monster assigned to him/her to quit. You decide to assign yourself.
Case: #273402 Status: Disastrous.
I stare at the file and realize I have no options, over the last 2 years every monster assigned to Charlotte Dower has quit, every last one. Her first monster; a giant goldfish-faced humanoid named Bubba, had been with her for four years, and then she wasn’t scared of him anymore. After that it was a string of different common, uncommon, and rare monsters… I even assigned a sentient sock monster to her. He came back crying! I look on my tablet, only one assignable monster left; myself. Field work has never been my cup of tea, but desperate times call for desperate measures. So at 8:03 pm, after Mrs. Gideon tucks in Charlotte and her little brother Daniel; I slither into the space beneath Charlotte’s bed. Across the room underneath Daniel’s crib is a rookie, Chico, a standard Creep kind of monster. I turn my attention to the bed above me, Charlotte is still awake but barely, I reach up over the bed and run an ice cold finger over her cheek, silence, so I do it again. “I’m not afraid of you monster!” She whispers, but her voice is shaking. I can see a small clock on the wall 8:14, a door somewhere in the house slams and there is an audible hitch of breath from above me. A few minutes go by I can hear Francis Gideon yelling at his wife. There are heavy footsteps on the stairs, and loud panting breaths, Charlotte scrambles off the bed and… She. CRAWLS. Under. The. Bed. With. Me. “Move. Over!” Charlotte hisses at me. I do. The door to the bedroom slams open and I smell the stench of human intoxicants before the man even steps inside. I know why Charlotte isn’t afraid of any of my monsters; she’s afraid of her own. Francis reaches a hand under the bed and I thrust my wrist into it, he starts to pull, I slither out. “What the…” I cut Francis’s next words off by unfolding to my full 12 foot height. Looming over the drunken man I caress my cold fingers down his face. “If you ever touch, scare, or harm my child again, I will find you, and I will do the same to you, for all eternity.” I promise to him. As Francis runs from the room he soils himself. I pull Charlotte from under the bed, tuck her back under her covers and kiss her forehead goodnight. “I’ll be back tomorrow night, sleep well darling.” Charlotte Dower is my child, I am the monster under her bed.
WELL GODAMN, WE HAVE OURSELVES A WINNER
Holy shit I’m gonna cry that’s beautiful.
Death leaves a heartache no one can heal, love leaves a memory no one can steal.
a concept: Harry Potter with his mother’s hair and father’s eyes instead of vice versa. Harry with fiery dark red hair and soft hazel eyes please and thank you
i imagine this is how harry and draco’s first meeting would have gone then haha
can you imagine how much more confused arthur would have been in that scene where he first meets harry 😂
his eyes would probably sweep right over harry at the breakfast table, and then he would freeze and have to do a mental tally of his children
I can see Fred and George really going with it too… “Come on Dad, don’t you remember Harry?” “Next you’ll tell us you don’t remember Craig” “Or Ethel” “Or Annie“ “Or Ryan”

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i just got asked out to dinner over deviantart after being told my art’s luckluster because tity not bi g enough
he sounds like hes a fuckign alien from another planet trying to figure out human courting customs
hello fellow humans
my favorite part of this message is all of it
So saw @therealjacksepticeye playing Abzu and really liked the game and it gave me drawing vibes xD (I’m not great at drawing bodies but I’m practicing!!)
Is that a staryu? Haha
I love seeing you reblog posts and comment because of all of the popular youtubers and celebrities that claim that they spend a lot of time staying in touch with their fan base you're the one that shows up the most interacting with the audience and still to this day the closest second I've found is Taylor Swift. Thanks for being an awesome youtuber and inspiring me to start a channel that I hope will be as successful as yours
Pretty simple solutions.
How much you wanna bet these are college kids
I actually was thinking the caption would be along the lines of "7 years a college student". Pretty disappointing missed opportunity imo
Turney enters the fray! I have NO idea what her GTA character looks like.
Dildo Generator
Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….
Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).
Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here
the time is now
hell yeah
ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda
it’s called the purple ramjet
which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide
shove a vase up your ass
not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls
i call it the matterhorn
cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through
i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises
Reblogging for the matterhorn

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my brother fucking sent me this picture and said “remember… who you are…”
IVE REBLOGGED THIS LIKE THREE TIMES AND ONLY NOW AM I SEEING THE FUCKING LION
This is cool af
am i the only one who sees a dolphin
I’m not saying that I’m an amazing actor but i HAVE won as many Oscars as Leonardo DiCaprio
let’s be honest we’re all just reblogging that as long as we still can