Heaven Knows I’m Miserable Now

Tump dies tonight while giving his speech in the hot hot sun. Like to charge, reblog to cast

they're executing the count from sesame street for violating the masquerade

ok guys but imagine how hard it's gonna hit if something good ever happens again

RIP to everyone killed by the gods for their hubris but im different. and better. maybe even better than the gods

artists fuck better because we turn sex into art, masterpieces, mattresses become canvases where we can paint our love to someone with bodies.

its like, impossible to come up with anything funnier than the experience of seeing this post

pharoahs fuck better because they ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh put the pussy in a scarmophogoghs

Am I missing extremely important context

Sounds like you should've fucked the hint guy

i say yay outloud too like this isn't just my internet persona this is real me

[scoffs] You couldn't PAY me to jack off to Brian Griffin! [remembers the state of the economy] Well, you could, but it would have to be a four figure amount. [remembers to be honest to myself] Three figures. [remembers not to devalue my own labor] Four figures.

last time i tried to block bullets with my chains i got shot the fuck up bad next time will b different though

chimpanzees are the closest thing to demons in this world i am very harsh on chimpanzees considering my huge love for other apes but they are so fucking mean and they are capable of knowing better

if i got mauled by an orangutan i would feel absolutely no pain as my body was gently opened along inbuilt seams to release my soul like carbon dioxide from a coke can

I just felt someone Z-target me

[clearly circle-strafing you] don't be ridiculous