Life Draining Leech

holy smokes

i'm glad there were no voters firmly against the revival of the north american locust, i usually value variety of opinion but not this time. i will write a letter to the annoying mammoth company and ask them them to get on it immediately as statistically there will be no opposition

the humble apostrophe

can i drop out & become a giant bug & chew on people instead of whatever this is.

this except i would chew on leafs and avoid people altogether

OWLFLIES MENTIONED 🦉🦉🦉 RAAAAA NEUROPTERA

if I was god I would make sure there was some sort of gigantic predatory marine crustacean that saw humans as prey and actively hunted them. shark attacks are cool but imagine if you just got snatched by a giant shrimp by one of their grabby pinchers and it just did the little tail flick and dragged you into the depths that would be so cool anyway vote me to be god in the next election

yes i know its not a crustacean but its vibe is close enough

if I was god I would make sure there was some sort of gigantic predatory marine crustacean that saw humans as prey and actively hunted them. shark attacks are cool but imagine if you just got snatched by a giant shrimp by one of their grabby pinchers and it just did the little tail flick and dragged you into the depths that would be so cool anyway vote me to be god in the next election