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thankfully matter cannot be created or destroyed so You don’t even have to worry about it

Jesse. Jesse meth isn't the only thing we're cooking. Because today's video was sponsored by Hello Fresh.

ah i've woken up! time to start the day! *falls back asleep instantly*

reblog if your tumblr is more popular than the Metaverse

he is just not happy with the state of it

How do I make one of these that eats people

Is anyone reaching age appropriate milestones anymore or are we all in the soup.

I thought this was one of Tumblr’s weird ads for skin care

Dermatologists HATE him

these could be your balls with manscaped

when i was reading the book entangled life which is about fungi and the author merlin sheldrake said that once he got his first author copies he was going to dampen the pages and use them to grow oyster mushrooms and yeast and then use the yeast to brew beer and then drink the beer with the mushrooms to complete the cycle of fungal knowledge. i was like really and truly this guy gets it

nothing is real and then all of a sudden everything is very real with no warning