alex

so how's that "running half the internet on amazon's servers" thing going for everyone.

hey so how's that "running half the internet through cloudflare" thing going for everyone

Man Im sorry for snapping at you , uts just that I only got 8 hours of sleep last night and I only had like, two pandcakes with strawberrys and whipped cream and like three premium sausags for breakfast

I love when they throw something on that’s mid as fuck at the gay club after several consecutive bangers to force you to chill out for a minute and drink some water

they call me the freaker outer the way I’m always freaking outing

autism is not a horrible disease that ruins lives and tears apart families. elon musk, who is autistic and an evil billionaire who doesn't pay taxes, has ruined thousands of lives, and whose family hates him, is a statistical outlier adn should not have been counted

Cannot FUCKING stand when my loose leaf tea says to add tea in tablespoons instead of teaspoons. I'm sorry, bitch. Am I making tea or am I making a table. Let me double fucking check.

I wish someone would hurry up and invent a game where I help a woman who is permanently dripping mud get a makeover and leave her shitty boyfriend, or perhaps an army game where I lead my troops through basic arithmetic functions such as +10 and x7

all yall catholics better find god yourself now because the next pope is using chatgpt to breeze through cardinal school

Welp

The Church must now declare Holy War against Hillbilly Potentate Vance and his country of murderous Redditors.

reblog for easter

forget april fools day its almost time for the best video on this entire fuckin planet

sunglasses. no sun. it’s cloudy: overcast. 

Excuse me, professor? So, um, you paired me with Strawberry Shortcake for this assignment. Yeah so, she proofread my paper, but the only changes she made were crossing out every instance of 'very' and replacing it with 'berry'?

"gay or european" also goes for middle-aged women btw. that lady with short hair no makeup and sneakers isn't a lesbian she's just german

Sometimes you have to take a step back and remember that same-sex marriage has only been legal in America for ten years.

If megan thee stallion was on veggie tales she'd be a green onion called megan thee scallion