I'm so fucking funny you have no idea

could you lie

im glad we're in the internet backwaters i think if dove chocolate or something replied to my post i would just keep reporting them for terorism again and again and again

in a relationship with an on god gooner

porn just does enough to me, I know people mod games to turn them into sex sims and I am sitting here in the middle of the night installing cum mod because he asked thinking what the hell am I doing. And god forbid animations don’t work. I found jerking at the pc weird if not uncomfortable af but maybe with rotating his OC in a game and me around my hands all over it’s actually hard him to stop.

i can tell when the edible starts to work when i start z-targeting shit irl

(Trying to hide that I got bit by a single angelic zombie) I'm fine it's just a scratch. Let's keep going, we're almost to the sanctuary. La!

I'm thinking of Symphony of the Sixth Blast Furnace by Evgeny Sedukhin again...