It's dangerous to go alone

like i want to be in a club in 2010 losing my mind to only girl in the world by rihanna followed by poker face by lady gaga.

Bisexual boys all deserve a kiss on the lips

Hate diet culture so much bitches will b like “don’t eat processed carbs they’re so bad for you” like and??? So what?? God did not give us grain and stone to grind it with for no reason. Bread is inevitable. Bread is food for the heart and the soul. U think I’m gonna give that up in pursuit of instagram fitness?? U think I’m gonna deny myself the simple pleasure of toast with jam so I can endlessly chase an ever-shifting standard of beauty that ultimately means nothing? In 20 years I will no longer be beautiful and in 60 my body will be vacant food for other, smaller creatures. But the taste of fresh bread? Of homemade donuts and still-warm pie? I will carry the taste on my tongue into whatever follows this life. So like. Stop telling me I should diet lmao. I’m not abt to martyr myself just to get a man to look at me.

Op genuinely thank you for this

the crushing guilt of being unproductive vs the exhaustion of being burned out. fight.

that face

I don’t know who’s Grandma this is, but I am in LOVE with her. Exactly the type of person I want to be when I grow up! 

doesn't matter how masc u are. the second marina & the diamonds comes on you ARE miss sugar pink liquor liquor lips.

Don’t say maybe if you want to say no

literally nothing more uncomfortable than straight couples in public doing that thing where the man is doing something disgusting/rude/actively cruel and the woman is going like “stoppp.... seriously derek stopppp” which only causes the dude to escalate his behaviors. like ma’am you need to kill him i think

horny me is a completely different person, do not tell me what she has done or said, i don’t wanna know, that’s her business