young dumb and covered in fungi

Does anybody know if you ever stop being 11 years old and lonely

Like you can stop being 11 years old & you can stop being lonely but it seems being a lonely 11 year old might be a lifelong affliction

It’s that time of year when we all think of our cousin oskaar.

so hard to beat the “annoying” allegations when you’re annoying

is anyone else constantly afraid they’ll be “caught” doing stuff they’re obviously allowed or even supposed to do

uh oh 😖 I’m playing video games 😰 on my computer 🫢 that I own 😨 if anyone sees this I’m going to have to fake my own death

I love sitting down in the evening and trying to decide what activity I should do to unwind and then realizing an hour later that I have neither done an activity nor unwound

they should invent a feeling that can be put into words

oh boy i wish someone would notice my cries for help! [someone actually notices] noooo i'm fine don't worry about me

am i being a little bitch about it or am i actually allowed to be hurt by that: a novel by me

good morning let’s hear it for Mildly Cool Outside a round of applause for Mildly Cool Outside

alright I reflected on the self. I'm 100% sure the beasts are the issue here

Hell yeah bro. 🤝Time for top surgery

sorry homie. I see now you said beasts. Like, The animal . Not breasts. The word for boobs. Did not mean to threaten you.

this is so fucking funny

im just gonna start doing the animal thing where i tap on peoples arms until they pet me. i will not be explaining what tapping on the arm means