young dumb and covered in fungi

Does anybody know if you ever stop being 11 years old and lonely

Like you can stop being 11 years old & you can stop being lonely but it seems being a lonely 11 year old might be a lifelong affliction

It’s that time of year when we all think of our cousin oskaar.

so hard to beat the “annoying” allegations when you’re annoying

I love sitting down in the evening and trying to decide what activity I should do to unwind and then realizing an hour later that I have neither done an activity nor unwound

they should invent a feeling that can be put into words

oh boy i wish someone would notice my cries for help! [someone actually notices] noooo i'm fine don't worry about me

good morning let’s hear it for Mildly Cool Outside a round of applause for Mildly Cool Outside

alright I reflected on the self. I'm 100% sure the beasts are the issue here

Hell yeah bro. 🤝Time for top surgery

sorry homie. I see now you said beasts. Like, The animal . Not breasts. The word for boobs. Did not mean to threaten you.

this is so fucking funny

im just gonna start doing the animal thing where i tap on peoples arms until they pet me. i will not be explaining what tapping on the arm means

ive been age regressing this whole time but as a precocious and unexpectedly cultured 12 year old boy with only adult friends so you couldnt tell. im very mature i even drink coffee and read at a college level. i don’t want to play with toys with you i’m listening to freeform jazz

everything should cost one dollar, ten dollars, or one hundred dollars. a drinky drink is one dollar. a t shirt is ten dollars. rent is one hundred. i might be convinced to allow one thousand dollars for some very big purchases like a house. i get it, you're running a business. i'm not unreasonable.