Librarian Queen

if i were a bleach villain, i would make fun of byakuya's tiny eyebrows. i would ask him if they were too heavy and he makes his lieutenant carry them around for him (that's why renji has extra). then they would kill me.

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Note how these columns are designed to perfectly allow the climbing of small lizards up and down their faces. This is a typical example of Gecko-Roman architecture

Living alone by choice is funny because you're like "I wish I had someone to come back to who added light and warmth and companionship to my home, even distantly" but also if anyone else touches your kitchen you'll explode so you can't have that

"The winter sunset is so early and the home is so lonely" *remembers the roommate who never ever even once took the trash out* "and it's staying that way no one is allowed the fuck inside"