i'm someone else

it goes without saying that the united states of america must be destroyed

there's a new social cue coming out. no we're not telling you about it

a girl funnyman? AND you smoke boobs?!

this is the turning point where none of our posts become readable to anyone else anymore

so what youre gonna wanna do is crush the garlic and ginger instead of just slicing it ok, it releases more of those good flavors. yoshi is going to eat me and turn me into an egg now, i love you. remember everything i taught you

sorry for being dramatic but this post did irreparable damage to the english language

the secret to life is to always use more spinach and less rice than you think you’ll need

the second secret to life is that fresh air warm sun and a cup of tea will make your problems small enough to start handling

the third secret to life is that violence sometimes really is the answer

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