Wonderful Things

out west they call me the Migraine Kid. aint nobody who could get a headache faster than me, and when the lawmen come the loud bangin and bright flashes of their guns only serve to make me even crankier

why are we here? just to suffer? every day i’m tormented by undiagnosed digestive issues

the best dog trait is when herding breeds just try to herd children. nothing is funnier than a very confused slightly panicked toddler staring at you for answers and help as some well meaning aussie nips at their heels and tries to direct them to an absolutely arbitrary location

when u only know one lyric in a song so it plays in ur head like this

This is just what depression feels like

this is legit how it plays in my head

What?! Some circuses still have animals?!

Only support those circuses that use only people, or like that one German circus, use holographic animals. (google that!)

i thought that was just. a regular tumblr post and accepted it