Less Than Quotable

I was 12 years old in 2011.... you could NEVER make me hate stomp clap hey music

real talk why do so many fantasy universes think giant spiders are necessary

wow fuck that one tarantula

“fantasy universes have too many spiders” factoid actually just statistical error. Georgs Spider, who bit JRR Tolkein & is to blame for menacing over 10,000 fantasy universes, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

not god’s strongest soldier, not god’s weakest soldier but a secret third thing

conscientious objector

one man's hyperfixation is another man's blocked tag

dry humping in its specificity as a term implies the existence of wet humping

i love having the hubris to go 'sure i'll try that, how hard can it be' about every creative skill under the sun. jack of all trades master of shit fuck but who says you have to be a master??? maybe i want to sew a mediocre plushie and code a janky mod and write a bland song. im having fun. im in my lane. im learning and im thriving.

you're cute and it's tuesday

anyway the thing about fanfic is that it's not essentially bad or good; it's essentially amateur. some people are absolutely out there writing award-worthy prose (some fic writers ARE award-winning writers IRL!), but that's not the point. the point is that we're all telling campfire stories. it's a community, and it's a way to spend some more time in the worlds and stories that we love.

They need to bring this aesthetic back to modern devices so badly. Let me see the machine's guts while also accenting with a juicy color while providing the unit overall a sense of eerie cohesion/lightweightedness but still have like shiny metallic parts and branding on it.

...legit, this feeling is why there is a glass panel on my pc tower with led strips everywhere. Sometimes I get lost watching my fans turn...