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this is the kind of post that should be blazed. thanks. thank you. great work

i am a monster fucker, monster kisser, monster lover, monster cuddler, monster protector, monster hugger, monster romancer, monster admirer, monster devotee, monster supporter

im sorry but writing enemies to lovers on ao3 is so fucking funny. one of them will go a whole paragraph saying how much they hate, absolutely despise, have genuine burning contempt for the other and we’re all here knowing damn well that enemies to lovers tag is just sat there. like we already know what’s coming bro you’re just embarrassing yourself

the appeal of enemies to lovers though is less “oh will they ever get together?” and more “at what exact point does he go from wanting to kill the bitch to the oh in italics?”

I love that the phrasing makes it seem like a wedding announcement -- as though they've married and Dan Radcliffe took Weird Al Yankovic's last name

Weird and Daniel Al Yankovic

gun to your head, you HAVE to make an R-rated scooby doo movie. What do you do

Team “I can hear the near silent hum of electrical appliances and the bubbles fizzing in the can of soda on the coffee table, but can’t watch tv without subtitles and processes conversation at 1/4 speed”