Lezbehonest-Bro

Just because I smile for you doesn't mean that I wasn't thinking about cutting my wrists open at the same time.

It’s not even sex, it’s intimacy I crave.

if you make me laugh im already 89% in love with you 

Imagine dating me and then boom we just last forever and we’re both happy asf. Wild

fyi americans outside of dc, stay away from your state capitol too. there have been reports of terrorists attacking the utah capitol as well as in other states. please stay safe and stay at home.

A ghost that exists only to drink lemonade at 2am.

That’s just me and I don’t appreciate being called shitty thanks

i invented a new word: plagiarism.

ok apparently this joke has been made before and that makes me so sad.

consider this: someone else having already made this joke makes it twice as funny

It’s about who stays, not who promised