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Hey guys! I'm LEXSIYETTE! It's your fellow theater nerd!

Normal blog: @lexsiyette

TADC OC Ask Blog: @ask-fwipster

Current Hyperfixation:

MST3K, The Amazing Digital Circus, Worldbuilding

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LaPara: Are we really going to let Muller keep Gianna? Indy: We kept Sparky.

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Indy: Sparky is late again. LaPara: How did this happen? I called them at 8 o’clock this morning and pretended it was 11. Gianna: I printed up a fake schedule for them saying we were starting at 9 instead of noon. Marcus: I set their clock to say PM when it’s really AM. Indy: Oh boy. We may have overdone it. Sparky bursts through the door Sparky: WHAT TIME IS IT?

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Gianna: Let me copy your homework. Sparky: I was gonna copy yours. Gianna: Well, shit. Sparky: Guess I'm not doing it.

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Marcus: Why does Gianna always do the laundry so loudly? Sparky: So everyone knows that no one helps them out in the house. Gianna, in the distance: slams the washing machine shut

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LaPara: This should be illegal! Muller: It is.

One more for the funnies

(it's set in the future)

Teen Lingo in the "Fast" Universe

Dusty/Dusted/Dust= old, "cringe", vintage, outdated

"Oh man, this is mad dusty."

Mopped/Swiffed= Cool, forgivable, understandable, fantastic

"That shirt is so mopped, dude!"

Swank (Pronounced "Shwank")= Classy, "snatched", "snazzy", radical

"That's kind of swank."

Occasionally, if any "S" words are said in the same sentence as the "Swank", teens often put an "Sh" sound at those "s" letters...

"Sherioushly, broshky, that ish sho shwank." (pronounciation)

At the Highest Key (Or Peak)= Obvious, "duh", synonym to the phrase "High-key"

"Dude, but at the Highest Key, she thinks you're hot."

"At the Highest Peak, I'm loving this."

Gelled-Up= Suck-up, overly fancy, often annoying, basically a mommy's boy or a daddy's girl that nobody can stand, often refers to a person.

"Why's bro being so Gelled-Up right now?"

Down Under= The synonym to the phrase "Low-key", basically means the same thing.

ALL OF THESE CAN BE FOUND ON WATTPAD, QUOTEV, and A03 UNDER THE SAME TITLES

here it is you can also find this on Wattpad and A03 of the same name