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Hey guys! I'm LEXSIYETTE! It's your fellow theater nerd!

Normal blog: @lexsiyette

TADC OC Ask Blog: @ask-fwipster

Current Hyperfixation:

MST3K, The Amazing Digital Circus, Worldbuilding

some pictures of my oc that im inserting into tadc. sadly i cant animate for my life so some screenshots is all youll get.

last night i wrote out a timeline and some ideas for each of the characters backstories- i saw on the suzie jackerman insta acc that her dad died and i thought id play into that with ragatha.

JUST SO YOU KNOW: i LOVED the tadc series including the finale. i feel like all the writing of the show is mostly unreplaceable and this "rewrite" isnt meant to be bashing on the show itself- i just really like screenwriting and yapping about ocs and stuff like that. fwippy (my oc) is NOT going to be overtaking the show, and im planning to give every character great moments. I am in NO WAY saying im the best writer of all time, this is basically a fanfiction. I feel like so many toxic fans go at each other because they have their own opinions on what THEY would've done and how they think the entire show is BAD. I am not saying the entire show is bad, nor am I saying anything about the show is objectively "bad". This rewrite of tadc is purely for the entertainment of my fellow fans and for myself, as we should all be allowed to have a creative outlet. I am NOT trying to become the replacement for this beloved series. I hope I made this clear.

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LaPara: Are we really going to let Muller keep Gianna? Indy: We kept Sparky.

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Indy: Sparky is late again. LaPara: How did this happen? I called them at 8 o’clock this morning and pretended it was 11. Gianna: I printed up a fake schedule for them saying we were starting at 9 instead of noon. Marcus: I set their clock to say PM when it’s really AM. Indy: Oh boy. We may have overdone it. Sparky bursts through the door Sparky: WHAT TIME IS IT?

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Gianna: Let me copy your homework. Sparky: I was gonna copy yours. Gianna: Well, shit. Sparky: Guess I'm not doing it.

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Marcus: Why does Gianna always do the laundry so loudly? Sparky: So everyone knows that no one helps them out in the house. Gianna, in the distance: slams the washing machine shut

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LaPara: This should be illegal! Muller: It is.

One more for the funnies

(it's set in the future)

Teen Lingo in the "Fast" Universe

Dusty/Dusted/Dust= old, "cringe", vintage, outdated

"Oh man, this is mad dusty."

Mopped/Swiffed= Cool, forgivable, understandable, fantastic

"That shirt is so mopped, dude!"

Swank (Pronounced "Shwank")= Classy, "snatched", "snazzy", radical

"That's kind of swank."

Occasionally, if any "S" words are said in the same sentence as the "Swank", teens often put an "Sh" sound at those "s" letters...

"Sherioushly, broshky, that ish sho shwank." (pronounciation)

At the Highest Key (Or Peak)= Obvious, "duh", synonym to the phrase "High-key"

"Dude, but at the Highest Key, she thinks you're hot."

"At the Highest Peak, I'm loving this."

Gelled-Up= Suck-up, overly fancy, often annoying, basically a mommy's boy or a daddy's girl that nobody can stand, often refers to a person.

"Why's bro being so Gelled-Up right now?"

Down Under= The synonym to the phrase "Low-key", basically means the same thing.