yo dude i'm 21

Don’t disconnect with yourself in order to connect with someone

dont ask me what tf im talking about. i dont know ok? im just the vessel. the message has been gifted. i‘ve moved on

Me after being asked to repeat my McDonald’s order

stay there forever

We had a cow that would do this. You could take naps on her all day.

could u imagine if ppl talked about catholicism the same way they talked about like… indigenous ppl’s religions….

i’m not lying on the floor physically but i am lying on the floor spiritually

You don’t have to fake orgasm to help your partner’s ego. The guy I lost my virginity to wrote a play about the experience, and the character based on me gave a monologue about how she regretted sleeping with him because no one else would ever be that good. So, yeah. Just tell him you didn’t cum. 

Im sorry he wrote a fucking what

a fun and interesting fact about me is that im a fucking idiot

If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made

my mom accused me of selling my birth certificate and social security to the black market when she couldn’t find them

you win

I used to think that 21/22 years old people were adults with a job and a house on their own… and here we are sharing memes