I'm Not As Think As You Drunk I Am

fool (self-diagnosed)

the mexican football team has a 17 yrs old player and one of the funniest outcomes of this is that he cannot appear in any ad for gambling or drinking so he only appears in candy and milk advertisements. his first world cup and he's not even legally allowed to drive. his nickname is "morita" (little berry). he's three apples tall.

not every single long sentence is a song title by fall out boy 

there are two ways to read this

I think the purest form of love is just wanting someone to notice life with you. "taste this. look at that. hear this song." again and again. until you can't imagine noticing life without them.

I lied I don't have Netflix we're pressing on each other's bruises until someone taps out