My trash blog.

dan and phil publicly forgiving their audience for ripping their private life apart. chronically closeted dan following that up by asking "phil do YOU forgive me for years of dealing with my bullshit?" and phil saying he doesn't need to forgive him. literally peace and love on phanet earth

phan is real, destiel is canon, johnlock are parents, the doctor is gay and mcr are back. you have reached the end point of tumblr thank you for participating and good night

We know that Facebook is brainscorching your parents and tiktok is brainscorching your cousins, but some of you refuse to admit that you got your brain scorched here. However unlike those sites there isn't an algorithm here you just make bad choices.

That's all we ever wanted. To arrive at Hell as a result of our own dubious navigation skills instead of as the result of Satan owning all the road sign companies.

Keefe and Kelvin are the absolute ideal of "I believe in you more than anybody in the fucking world" on both sides but with absolutely zero braincells between them. They are so utterly devoted to one another they can't see a lick of fucking sense.

“no matter how many disciples we gather, youre still my number one” okay kelvin gemstone we get it you love keefe

Truly tragic that there are only like 11 fic under the Keefe/Kelvin tag on AO3. Suppose I'll have to do something about that...

Keefe has to be Dr. Gemstone’s favorite of all of his kids’ partners, if only because Amber wanted to put him in a home and he isn’t BJ

i think the next completely unfaithful reimagining of the persephone myth should be a Taken-style action adventure where demeter viciously fights her way through the underworld to rescue her daughter

we’ve made it sexy, we’ve made it romantic. now it’s time to give Demeter a shotgun

not gay as in happy, but queer as in i love you

i love this so much, this is fucking everything