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For it to spread, it needs reblogged. Reblog for science yall! Let's help OP!

i had the most wild night of my life on halloween but nobody on here would believe that it happened

it's kind of crazy how many online arguments we could probably eliminate if we acknowledged that finding "woke" reasons to be a bully is still being a bully

like "i make fun of working class british accents but it's okay because i only do it when it's those shitty white cishet male colonizer working class british people. not any of the GOOD ONES, obviously." that's uh... not how it works unfortunately

It's still so strange to me how apparently taboo it is to like a post on someone's Instagram from a month ago when there are posts still circulating on Tumblr from 1550 BCE

If he didn't want it circulating in 2022 he should have sold better copper

im sorry but no matter what i will never use "ofc" to mean "of fucking course". its "ofcourse". obviously.

I saw a post saying "Hermy the elf is transgender" and went "damn Hermie's part elf now too?" before realizing they meant the beloved character Hermy the Misfit Elf from the seasonally appropriate and classic movie, Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer (1964), that literally every American (myself included) has seen, instead of the fucked up little guy from Dungeons and Daddies (not a BDSM podcast)

Every cat I have known would immediately climb up through the hole and start stealing everybody’s food.

Crime porthole

this was designed by cats

You imprison miette. You put her under the glass like the cheese. Jail for mother for hundreds of years.

this is the most deadpan miette I’ve ever heard omg

Terrifying, thanks for the nightmares

She specializes in snow and ice magic. She enchanted beavers to help build her cabin. Her familiar is a fierce goose. Her pointy hat is actually a toque. And she tries to add maple syrup to ALL her potions. It’s the Canadian witch!

Shes my girlfriend and i love her. The canadian witch 🥰🥰🥰 we will go to many hockey games together