Way Too Many Hobbies

Sweet mother, I can't long for girls--Arachne has crushed me with desire for fiber crafts

Should I buy a loom? No. Do I enjoy weaving? Very much no. Do I want to buy a loom and do some weaving? YES BADLY

Sweet Arachne, I cannot knit, you overcame me with longing too many times already this month and my tendons are fucked up. Please slow down with the longing for FIVE MINUTES

Arachne told me to tell you that if you had a spinning wheel you could probably spend your wrist-recovery time making yourself more sexy sexy yarns.

O cursed oracle! The gods are demanding indeed

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