bro, your whimsy

a few doors down from me my neighbors have a squirrel bar nailed to the tree in front of the sidewalk, not exactly this but something like this:

HUGE NEWS HUGE UPDATE

i wanted to provide another update because there has been more activity at the nut bar

I had to redraw this

mohabbot messy trajectory x a bunch of things

To everyone who is feeling a little sad right now... close your eyes. Hold out your hands.

what I think will happen if I message my mutuals

#Helios was declawed by his former owners so he doesn't just slap things he dislikes like most cats#he really only feels confident in hissing at them#Especially because a lot of the thing he doesn't like are bugs and those are sharp sometimes :(#Selene has figured this out and now when she hears him hiss she sprints over the kill the fuck out of the bug#Helios has learned she will do this so he'll hiss at stuff louder and louder until she hears him#A nervous old man and his emotional support homicidal maniac tags by @gallusrostromegalus

I couldn't get these two and their dynamic out of my head, @gallusrostromegalus I doodled them (guessed on their collars)