Lewis_M_Sandras

short comic about birthdays 🎂

Bonus:

Contrary to popular belief, cybertronians /do/ get zoomies, even the older generations. What happens is their spark occasionally begins to vibrate at a frequency irregular to their norm, and it makes them jittery. Most bots transforms into their alts and do stunts or go our and run around, some of them babble or scream the entire time

Optimus straight up //DIPS//

Optimus's zoomies make him wander off away from cybertronians and becomes the next contestant of Naked and Alone for a while. And because his spark is buzzing at an irregular frequency, he is untraceable. Normally this isn't a problem, he always finds his way back to his office within 24 hours [back on cybertron] complaining about the lack of copper rods in his cube

Earth is a different story. The first zoomie Optimus had, he ended up in Indonesia. Somehow. Fowler kept asking questions, Optimus had no answers, and also now there's a robot-spirit cult in Indonesia somewhere. Also it had been four days since his zoomies started. Ratchet hypothesized that it lasted longer because of his distance from Primus, but since no one else's zoomies have changed drastically he can't speak for certain

Optimus was gifted five copper rods to dunk into his energon, and to this day that was the happiest Fowler has ever seen "Space Jesus"

Lmk if you want my headcannons for everyone else's zoomie habits

Nooo

Nooooooo because that's so fucking funny though

Oh Optimus

Ohhhhh Optimus

Does this affect any of the decepticons too?

Imagine vehicons zoomies

Starscream zoomies

Megatron zoomies

Soundwave zoomies

Megan goes into a simulation inside a giant hamster ball. Usually he needs Soundwave to escort him there because the vibrating spark makes it hard to walk on his own, he kinda goes left and keeps going left. Megatron is also a screamer, and he can scream for /hours/

Speaking of Screamer, "The great and powerful future lord of the decepticons refuses to indulge in a ridiculous phenomenon!". Aka, he usually ends up in Knockout's bay because his joints all locked up from the vibrations and constant flicking/tweaking. He is a babbler though,he stays in his room and comes up with 56 different scenarios on how to overthrow Megatron

Any ideas on, say, Ratchet or even Shockwave?

I think Arcee can get away with it much easier than some of the others considering the whole motorcycle thing

What of our dear doctor Knockout?

Shockwave is a running screamer. Hands up, legs out, shrieking like he's a toddler who say a bald guy at the corner store. Yes, this continued when he was isolated- actually he could scream uninterrupted in his isolation. When he got to Darkmount, he forgot where he was and ran all the way down, around the perimeter, up all the steps, down again, and repeat for about two hours. He, too, now has access to the hamster ball

Arcee pulls wheelies and flips around. She uses bots and walls like springboards. She has knocked Bulkhead down the most. Ratchet needed to make himself a giant flyswatter for his own protection and that of the kids. Aree was then confined to the rooftop until her zoomies were over.

Ohhhhh God Shockwave, well that's gotta be terrifying to see

I'm trying to figure out Bulkhead's or Breakdown's dggdg

Breakdown is a native velocitron, velocitron zoomies typically break the sound barrier. Breakdown cannot, but what he does is he takes advantage of the near-empty highways and races his hubby. Winning is never on his mind though, Knockout beats him every single time. His only request post-zoom is to be a living barnacle for a little while, just to hold on to his pretty husband by the servo or arm or waist

To the Person Who Asked If I Was OK

im having a delicious piece of cake now

Ariana Grande-Butera: