FUCK. THE. TUMBLR. STAFF. YOU HAVE FAILED.

Literally being a girl feels like nonconsensual performance art

*releases pack of dads into home depot* go……be free

invasive species encroach on lesbian territory

This is a common misconception because they’re such similar environments, but you should be aware that dads are native to Home Depot, while lesbians are actually native to Lowe’s. At this point, however, both dads and lesbians have made themselves at home in both Home Depot and Lowe’s to the point that trying to separate them back into their original ranges would probably do more harm than good to the delicate ecosystem of large chain hardware stores.

On the early morning of december 17th im going to post the peanut butter baby, an image rich in skin tone pixels, like 50 times in a row, and get banned

so I’m sitting there, barbecue sauce on my female presenting nipples…

tumblr setting the house on fire to get rid of a snake instead of calling animal control is perfectly in character tbh

literally what the FUCK is a female presenting nipple. the fact that they wrote this out is so hysterical because all it does is draw attention to how absurd censoring women’s nipples is jkgshjkdfhgjfdg

Idk what the fuck this site is doing

Hey guys? Maybe its bad that all social interactions online are owned and controlled by private american companies….

This is exactly what I expected it to be