不思議

no fucking awoo. no awoo right now. its late. its not awoo time. its sleeping time. go the fuck to bed.

No one sees my posts so I can say whatever I want

Penis

i’m not “lazy” i’m just a fragile victorian maiden. i can only handle 1-2 mildly taxing activities a day before i have to put myself down for a nap until dinner

I desperately need to go to the seaside for 6 months for my health.

Tumpet. Bwaaa

Lady of shallot. Lady of onion. Lady of garlic. Lady of chives.

SOMEONE MADE A TIKTOK READING ONE OF THE GERMAN BOY JOKES FROM HERE AND IT GOT TAKEN DOWN FOR HATE SPEECH KGSHGDJDHD oh mein gott not zie tikentoken censorship

imagine someone thinking of you and buying you flowers

ok now imagine a horse as a skeleton with a blue fire mane

sweet

instructions unclear, imagined a horse skeleton with a blue fire mane buying me flowers

sick