Too bad the prophet Cassandra never met Odysseus
They say if she made a prophecy Nobody would believe her
Iāve gotta say, that is exactly the kind of stupid thing that probably would circumvent a curse.
Cassandra: YOU ARE ALL GOING TO REGRET THIS SO MUCH YOU DONāT EVEN KNOW.Ā
Odysseus: Regret it why?
Cassandra: You wonāt believe me if I tell you. If I prophecy, nobody believes me. That is my curse.
Odysseus: ⦠Iām Nobody. Fill me in.Ā
*A couple of months later*Ā
Odysseus: HELLO PENELOPE, I AM HERE PRECISELY ON TIME AND NOT YEARS LATE incidentally I rescued and adopted a Trojan seer while I was away, sheās great, got me home really fast, Cassandra this is your new mother whoās not going to treat you like shit.Ā
Penelope: ⦠Iām going to need more details, but okay, sure.Ā
Cassandra: *in tears* I love you, new family.Ā
Cassandra: Penelope, Iāve had another vision.
Penelope, sighs: Go tell your father.














