LETS START A GIRL BAND OKI?

I’m super excited because my band’s first ep finally became available on spotify and i’m so happy with it!! we’re kind of a indie/pop singing group

if something wants to get at your blood, and they’re, say, some kind of murdersaurus, or maybe a really big frog, that’s where the problems start to arise. a really frog is not made for removing blood, and your blood knows this, which is why it is so vehement about wanting to stay IN your body instead of coming out. 

the bye bye man has an animal sidekick. it looks like it’s a dog made of raw ground beef. 

a real and actual power that the bye bye man has is the ability to cause erectile dysfunction

when the bye bye man shows up, you hear the toot toot of a train. no reason is given for this. toot toot.

there are college students who own a house phone

faye dunaway is there

there is a character named Mr. Daisy. he uses the phrase “handsome boys.”

the bye bye man is shown in the library. he’s not cast in shadow or anything. he’s just there. he has some books. i can’t remember if we hear a toot toot when it cuts to him, but i like to think we did.

the bye bye man has long long touchin fingers

can you imagine hooking up with someone and the bye bye man broke your genitals. you would have to say “i am sorry i cannot get aroused the booboo man did a witchcraft on my peepee”

toot toot

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