KOTLC

this is why the world needs keepblr.

Honestly, long hair Tam is just logical. Think about it. If he melted his registry pendent and dip dyed his hair when he was first banished, then his hair would have like three years to grow, and he wouldn't want to cut off his dip dyed hair because it's all symbolic.

i cannot actually believe that the kotlc fandom existed back in 2020. I just discovered a bunch of ships like brony and fintan and bronte being brothers😭 idk. some of yall are real old i just realized

You know what's wild? I started reading before we got the "long history" quote. I have a post somewhere on my blog asking what the ship name for Fintan/Bronte should be.

i do think it is a bit sus that so many die-hard sokeefe stans are also sophie haters at the same time. because like. that just shows that they’re not actually fans of sokeefe. they just like keefe, and the fact that sophie is the main character means that she obviously has to choose him because that proves to these people that their favorite guy is superior to fitz or whatever the fuck they want to claim. they do not actually care about sophie, which is weird considering she is half of this ship. they only want her to end up with keefe because keefe likes her, and since he’s everyone’s favorite he obviously “deserves” to get what he wants right????

"empaths don't need permission for readings" ok but they should???????

i’ve definitely said this before somewhere but keefe and fitz in canon were never really actually close friends? “bring back keefitz friendship!” what friendship? their “friendship” is so surface level and always has been. flashback confirms that fitz didn’t even know about keefe’s shitty personal life before the events of the main series. like let that sink in. it’s fully possible sophie, who met keefe when he was thirteen, found out about keefe’s abusive parents before fitz, who met and supposedly befriended keefe at eleven. keefe admits that he was jealous of fitz’s non-abusive family from the start and never said anything about it because he wanted to pretend that his family life was as perfect as fitz’s. and it goes the other way too, because clearly keefe has no sympathy for all the pressure fitz is under, and he sees him as nothing but perfect, and he resents him for it, so fitz is not opening up to him either. i need people to understand that these two were never friends in any meaningful way. just because they played base quest and made boobrie jokes together does not make them best friends like are we kidding right now. need i remind you that these two were supposedly “best friends” for two. years. before the events of the main series and yet they did not understand (and in keefe’s case, still doesn’t understand) what the other was going through. two years and fitz had no inkling keefe had abusive parents? two years (and counting) and keefe had no idea that being a vacker isn’t the perfect life everyone makes it out to be? and these two are “best friends” please you have got to be kidding me. just because they refer to each other as best friends does not make them best friends, that’s just unreliable narration (unintentional on shannon’s part but who gaf about that). “bring back keefitz friendship” what friendship. keefe doesn’t even like fitz, and seemingly never has. i don’t think he’s canonically said even one genuinely nice thing about fitz that’s not backhanded in some way or sympathized, truly sympathized, with anything he’s gone through even once in the entire series. but he does think and say a lot of downright mean things about him, with nothing positive to balance his supposed “teasing”

i have seen WAY too many people acting like fitz asking keefe for a painting for sophie was like.. a shitty move even though ?? 1) we have no evidence suggesting that fitz knew keefe liked sophie too, 2) it’s actually very logical like if he’s not as great at art he’s obviously gonna ask his best friend who’s a good artist for help, 3) he and sophie were LITERALLY DATING ??

Some fans act as though they think Fitz had zero interest in Sophie and was only dating her so that Keefe couldn't.

i'm going to (remembers joking about suicide isn't good for you) stop pushing buttons (remembers this isn't something i should just admit) but look at him it's our brother (remembers i'm justified in my actions against people who have wronged me even if they're family) eh whatever (remembers i have a crush on a blonde girl) what if i told her i stopped

how did the elves from kotlc make humans not being around to save the dinosaurs seem like a character flaw