Lukewarm Beverage

I have never before heard of Everett True, but if he “regularly beat the everliving shit out of rude people as a warning to anyone else who might consider being rude,” I have a strong spiritual connection with him.

I fucking love him

i can imagine this guy’s voice very clearly in my head but i couldn’t put a name to it 

I love the justice grandpa of fists

I have a new role model

😍

“justice grandpa of fists”

It’s nice to see a fat dude in a political cartoon that’s NOT being used as shorthand for greed and corruption.

Hes like the personification of motherfucker unlimited

Reblogging this newer version of this thread with so many more strips I haven’t seen…why did this character ever disappear. Where did you go, Everett.

we need him more than ever…

Reblogging this from my iPhone, ironically.

Reblogging from my 2011 macbook pro that has threatened to die for years.

if anybody needs me I’ll be acquiring skills

Elegance mystery intrigue…..

if tumblr dies before the end of the year i want everyone to know this was the best post

whos granny smith where shes getting all of these damb apples.

eeach day i learn some more ! :) thank you for the share

The New Trend……..

Couture

Wasn’t this the toy that scared a kid real bad so they ran away screaming only since it follows sound it just chased this poor screaming kid all over the place?

yep that’s the one

i put new yellow shoelaces on my boots to show people i am Cool. I walk to my work full of old lady cashiers. “I like your shoelaces.” one of them says to me. I see my life flash before my eyes as this ancient test is presented before me

Op did you say it

did you say it op