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i don't mean to belabor this point but i think people assuming phoenix is a better boss than kristoph is really flattening both their characters. phoenix "no boundaries" wright canonically manipulates apollo into doing what he wants for no money. kristoph is by all accounts a good mentor, and people are conflating the fact that he is a villain with the idea that all aspects of him must be bad. it is much more interesting to see the dilemma inherent in needing to jettison your trusted mentor who killed someone in favor of a shitty dude who manipulates you constantly and treats you like shit but actually knows the truth. like did you people play the game or not, and if so did you pay attention to the text? do you want the game and its characters to be interesting or not? i just don't get it

who up wasting their only shot at life through complete and utter inaction

kind of embarrassing to play a game that your friend recommended it’s like. ohh i’m pregnant with your game. i’m playing and it’s yours

i don't think it's like that at all.

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Still can't believe that we're approaching aa4 in the timeline. At this very moment wocky kitaki is buying a labubu

So many people try to declaw the fact that Apollo truly can't stand Klavier's music. "Oh he was just being contrarian." "He doesn't like The Gavinners music, but would like Klavier's work just fine if he went solo." No. You cowards. Apollo Justice really admires and respects Klavier Gavin and the two of them get along quite well but he hears the first notes of My Boyfriend Is The Prosecution's Witness and he reaches over and unplugs the aux.

sure, the three day trial system & guilty until proven innocent mindset of the courts in ace attorney prove japanifornia is a total police state, but i think the most damning thing is the total blue badger takeover. blue badger merch, blue badger at concerts, blue badger theme park, there’s a blue badger family, all of it copaganda. and you know the worst part? i love the blue badger so much. he’s so silly. i am not immune to propaganda even from the ace attorney universe

I want all non-Neopets players to know that the latest site news is that the Neo-Super Bowl got cancelled because everyone became too depressed to play

turnabout goodbyes is such a good case. you go in thinking finally im going to learn what the hell is wrong with miles edgeworth. and that definitely does happen and it's beautiful. but the real unexpected treat is getting to figure out that phoenix is actually the craziest person in this courtroom by a significant margin.